"Hello?"
"Jared?
"Yeah."
"How's it going, man?"
And Jared's off and running, "Oh, it's awesome, thanks. I'm watching this show called Man vs. Nature, it's wild. I want to be this Bear guy; I mean, his name's Bear, and he's fucking eating a live snake right now, I swear to god!"
Silence.
Jared rolls his eyes. If the guy didn't want to know what he was doing, why'd he ask? Speaking of: "Who is this, by the way?"
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